Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 21, 2023

Warranty? They should be forbidden on brooms!

What?!? You haven’t gotten a hundred calls for the special extended warranty on your broom? How could they have ever overlooked you?

Broomhilda visits the Wizard of Id.

I always thought it was the stick part of the broom that made it fly.

The warranty ran out and the broom passed its spell-by date.

I have received at least a dozen calls about extended warranty on a car that got totalled in 2020.

You would have thought that she would have some sort of spell so that the warranty could be extended!

There must besom insurance for that.

So true, Now she’ll get on the Nextdoor APP or get a Go Fund Me account and beg for money to fix her broom. Yip yip yip yip yip

J.K. Simmons has seen that.

Better call Flo.

Must’ve been made in China.

After 30 years???

It’s all in the fine print that you should’ve read.

this swept me off my feet

I hate it when that happens…

I wonder of mops have this same issue.

Apparently she just made the last payment.

I’ll just bet there’s a spell for that.

best laugh I’ve had this morning

I used to get calls about my extended warranty, I don’t own a car, they want to sell me windows I sold the house in 1997.

Broom boomed biggly bad. Bummer.

Stick stank, struck stone-dead, stopped.

Lift left.

Warranty went WAM without warning.

Welcome to the reality us mere mortals face every day.

Need to upgrade to the E-Broom 1000.

Witches Who Don’t Get, ‘AFFLACKED!’, Be Loco!

She obviously didn’t answer her spam calls!

That’s the last straw!