Herman by Jim Unger for January 26, 2023

“There’s a special on mint juleps.”

He could always order a Martini with four olives.

The gin is down in the dressings bin. If you don’t see one there, ask.

Go a bit easy on the lettuce.

British salad bar?

The name is Bond … Jim Bond. Change that to “vodka” and don’t stir in the lettuce.

And hold the lettuce.

The first in a ten step program to better health.

Make mine a double!

Have a tomato daiquiri.

And hold the mayo.

…and an olive.

“With a twist of tomato…”

How about a nice Virgin Mary with extra celery?

Oh come now, what a dolt. Everyone knows that you put melted Häagen-Dazs on your lettuce. It looks just like ranch when melted and you have you gin in a glass to go with it.

Sippin’ on gin and lettuce, laid back

With my mind on my money

And my money on my mind

- Young / Broadus / Webster / Washington / Adams / Arrington / Turner / Casey / Finch

Special on Caesars.

Two olives, no vermouth, and surprise me with the dressing…

Interesting salad.