I did some research on Ancestry and discovered my forebears were all boring middle class people – no horse thieves, road agents, or pirates in the bunch. The only thing that made up for it? We had lawyers.
The person who doesn’t care how much you know until he knows how much you care will be disappointed. Wrongly. The assumption is the uncaring will not work as hard. Sometimes this is true but a caring person who doesn’t know is unlikely to do as well as one who does.
Woe to you lawyers! For you have taken away the key of knowledge; you did not enter yourselves, and you hindered those who were entering. – Luke 11:52 (RSV)
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I resemble that remark. Ratkin, Esq.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Dr. Mel to create a robot with a heart of his own.
Sprarklin almost 2 years ago
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Sprarklin almost 2 years ago
You are in a boat with a lawyer, Hitler and Putin. You have a gun, but only 2 bullets. What do you do?
You shoot the lawyer twice.
therese_callahan2002 almost 2 years ago
I can just picture a robo-lawyer in a classic Sammy Hagar music video.
thight1944 almost 2 years ago
I did some research on Ancestry and discovered my forebears were all boring middle class people – no horse thieves, road agents, or pirates in the bunch. The only thing that made up for it? We had lawyers.
Serial Pedant almost 2 years ago
Ouch! (If lawyers had feelings.)
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
This depicts the root cause of the robot uprising that destroys mankind.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“Litigate all humans!”
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My neighbor is a lawyer and that describes him to a ‘T’. What an a$$ he is. The neighbors just avoid him.
kartis almost 2 years ago
If everyone were honest and reasonable, no one would need lawyers. Just remember that.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
They will bill you by the picosecond.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 2 years ago
The person who doesn’t care how much you know until he knows how much you care will be disappointed. Wrongly. The assumption is the uncaring will not work as hard. Sometimes this is true but a caring person who doesn’t know is unlikely to do as well as one who does.
geese28 almost 2 years ago
As if there’s a difference
Scott S almost 2 years ago
Woe to you lawyers! For you have taken away the key of knowledge; you did not enter yourselves, and you hindered those who were entering. – Luke 11:52 (RSV)
wbbh almost 2 years ago
An actual thing, “Robot Lawyer Quits”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-gvArVKfUM
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.”
— Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars