Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 30, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I resemble that remark. Ratkin, Esq.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Dr. Mel to create a robot with a heart of his own.

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    Sprarklin  almost 2 years ago

    What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.

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    Sprarklin  almost 2 years ago

    You are in a boat with a lawyer, Hitler and Putin. You have a gun, but only 2 bullets. What do you do?

    You shoot the lawyer twice.

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    therese_callahan2002  almost 2 years ago

    I can just picture a robo-lawyer in a classic Sammy Hagar music video.

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    thight1944  almost 2 years ago

    I did some research on Ancestry and discovered my forebears were all boring middle class people – no horse thieves, road agents, or pirates in the bunch. The only thing that made up for it? We had lawyers.

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    Serial Pedant  almost 2 years ago

    Ouch! (If lawyers had feelings.)

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 2 years ago

    This depicts the root cause of the robot uprising that destroys mankind.

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    ChessPirate  almost 2 years ago

    “Litigate all humans!”

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    My neighbor is a lawyer and that describes him to a ‘T’. What an a$$ he is. The neighbors just avoid him.

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    kartis  almost 2 years ago

    If everyone were honest and reasonable, no one would need lawyers. Just remember that.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    They will bill you by the picosecond.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 2 years ago

    The person who doesn’t care how much you know until he knows how much you care will be disappointed. Wrongly. The assumption is the uncaring will not work as hard. Sometimes this is true but a caring person who doesn’t know is unlikely to do as well as one who does.

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    As if there’s a difference

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    Scott S  almost 2 years ago

    Woe to you lawyers! For you have taken away the key of knowledge; you did not enter yourselves, and you hindered those who were entering. – Luke 11:52 (RSV)

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    wbbh  almost 2 years ago

    An actual thing, “Robot Lawyer Quits”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-gvArVKfUM

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.”

    — Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars

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