In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 05, 2023

Shelob’s winter vacation.

The dreaded ski-jump spider.

“The Agony of Defeat” is the only way to win this event.

As seen on the WEB.

This ski jump will be IT for these ski jumpers. They are at least a pound foolish and not even a penny-wise.

“The agony of defeat”

Location. Location. Location.

Every summer there used to be a muskee or two lounging in the shade beneath the water-ski jump at our club. We would see them whenever we cleaned the duck poop off the ramp before jumping. It provided more inspiration to stick the landing.

Shelob moved out of her cave.

Looks like he’s gonna,get caught in the dark web….aaaaaak!

A safety net, how thoughtful!

What? No glasses for the spider?

Must be hungry…..

Web of DecEAT!!

Eight legs? The Agony of DeFeets.

Ski area in formerly H-Bomb test site…

The things you see on the web

That is an impressive website…

There’s no snow on the ramp.