Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 06, 2023

“Cargo space?”

“No, car go road.”

Red Green sez: “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

Glove compartment is standard size sir. You’ll just have to throw your gloves in the back seat.

It’s designed in octal (8 “digits”) for cartoon land.

Let’s all give Dave a big hand for this one.

I agree. That IS the most important thing.

The car does come with 4 extra pair of XXXXXXXXXXXXXL gloves.

Some guys need extra headroom. He needs extra handroom.

But does it have 18 cup holders?

Al is a handy sort of guy but he’s dreaming, I’ve never seen a glove compartment that wasn’t already too full to squeeze in a pair of gloves.

Dude’s probably a proctologist.

You got this Bro, hands down!

“Okay, we’ll buy the car. High Four!!”

Some cars have more whistles than an NBA referee convention and more bells than a medieval cathedral, but are still lemons otherwise.

Electronics are cheap; good, solid mechanical engineering is what really counts.

You can be sure all fourteen cup holders will be too small.

Back in the fifties the cars I owned all had glove compartments that you could actually put things in. Now they barely will hold a pair of gloves. I have to keep other things in the door pockets.

Let’s sing it with Led Zeppelin: “Got a whole lot of glove…”

I’m more worried about leg room in the back…

You’d think he’d want to know if the shift is automatic or…wait for it…manual.

It is just large enough to hold the car manual, an insurance card, 1 pen, 3 Band-Aids, and 2 rubber bands.

Do they still make cars with glove compartments?

I have been driving for about 54 years now, and I have never once put gloves in a “glove compartment”, nor have I ever witnessed it.

Were his gloves hand me downs?