Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 05, 2023

“open mike night” – excellent.

They are just a bunch of cut ups.

they will be dead drunk by closing time.

I heard one of their stiffs died of a Rusty Nail.

Is he serving Formaldehyde?

“I’d like a drink that has (a) real body to it.”

Make mine a Bloody Mary.

I’ll have a rigor mortis.

Open Mike on Saturday, organ recital on Sunday.

“Wow… it’s really dead in here tonight!

She’ll have a Tom Collins on ice, please.

Could be a long line – everybody is dying to get in.

I’ve heard that place is top-drawer.

Digger O’Dell’s grandson’s the proprietor. At the closing bell, he says, “Last Call. I shall soon ‘be shoveling off’”.

Aaaaakk! Ralph’s sniffing around….

These guys will keep you in stitches all night! “Y”?

“Mike’s already been open. Tonight is open Steven night.”

Don’t drink too much, otherwise you might get autipsy.

Every conversation we have in here seems to end up as some sort of a post-mortem. :)

Luv, luv all the comments on this ’toon!!!

Well … shots all around …!

Good business model: make them pay you to embalm themselves.

Crack open a cold one.

I’ll take my Coroner with a lime please.

Great, this is really funny, thanks Dave…

What, no bloody marys?

I had to read “Open Mike” twice. Ouch. Sorry, Mrs. Mike!

Ralph! Leave it! :)

after work, a good stiff one…

bartender, start a slab, i mean, tab…

Bunch of “expired” jokes