Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 07, 2023

Hammie you do have lots of talent. It just wouldn’t go over well at the show.

A veritable one-man band, Hammie is!

Does he take requests?

I still think that Hammie should give Linus his shirt back.

Good one Hammie!

If you combine that with musical talent or comedy talent or lasso talent, you might be able to make it work.

Do a song using all 3. Don’t forget your nose as the grand finale.

It’s apparent that Hammie takes after a French character named Le Pétomane.

His rendition of Stars and Stripes will both amaze and offend. The art and craft of ‘The Hamster’.

She wants 144!

Hammie is 1-note character. And the repetition is boring.

I love Hammie!

I say go for the arm-pit squeaks Hammie; less offencive. When I was in college, they had a talent show. Four guys did a arm-pit quartet. Since they were different builds, they each had their own sound/pitch/timbre; sort of a four part harmony. They were pretty good and took third place.

Some people just do not appreciate others natural talents.

TOOTS

they leave a longer-lasting impression on the audience

thoughts of you will linger after you’ve left the stage

Toot toot, burp, squeak squeak, squeak squeak, squeak squeak,

Toot toot, burp, squeak squeak, squeak squeak, squeak squeak,

Toot toot, burp, squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak squeaksqueak, squeak squeak.

America’s got talent. Just not here.

Well, a couple weeks ago he did manage the elusive sneeze/burp/toot combo. Maybe he should practice that and adde the armpit noise for an accent.

Hammie could always do those sound effects with musical accompaniment, and call it “Classical Gas”.

Those are called ‘armpit fraps’.

Where does he learn this stuff, dad?…

Hammie and I are badly underappreciated.

What is Zoe’s talent? Is tattle telling allowed as an entry?

I’ve seen and heard worse things done by so-called entertainers on TV including a ditty on Satan performed at the music awards show. Honk away kid ….

No Hammie. Just no.

Probably armpit squeaks.

Imagine if Hammie entered and won :)

Hi

That’s my brother

Haha! XD

You could try snurpooting. It’s probably an unusual talent, if nothing else.