Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 09, 2023

Looks like a wolf in cheap clothing.

Oh, that is absolutely brilliant! Made us laugh so much – fantastic start to the day!

Grandma having sleepwear like that. She thinks she’s still hot.

Grandma was a looker!!!

“Grandma … what a furry body (and tail) you have.”

❝ Why, Granny! You’re just a wolf in cheap clothing ❞

—— Bugs Bunny: The Windblown Hare (1949)

Yes. She is a real foxy lady.

She only wears the “granny” gown in the hospital, when she’s in for testing.

“Ooo. Grandma, you look really naughty”! Says Riding Hood.

Don’t think you’ll ever top this one!!! A good laugh before breakfast is a treasure.

Victor’s Secret no more!

And he picked that ?

now that’s scary

The mind boggles at all the possible “Oh, Grandma, what big ….” one-liners.

Aaaaaaak‼️ A sleazy wolf….

That one really made me laugh

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,

You sure are looking good.

You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.

Listen to me.

Little Red Riding Hood

I don’t think little big girls should

Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.

Owooo!

What big eyes you have,

The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.

So just to see that you don’t get chased

I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.

They’re sure to lure someone bad.

So until you get to grandma’s place

I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I’m gonna keep my sheep suit on

Until I’m sure that you’ve been shown

That I can be trusted walking with you alone.

Owooo!

Little Red Riding Hood

I’d like to hold you if I could

But you might think I’m a big bad wolf so I won’t.

Owooo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.

Little Red Riding Hood

Even bad wolves can be good.

I’ll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.

Maybe you’ll see things my way before we get to grandma’s place.

Little Red Riding Hood

You sure are looking good

You’re everything that a big bad wolf could want.

Owooo!

When the sheriff arrested the bad wolf, the gazette reported it as a big bust.

So now we have wolf drag queens for fairy tale kids. I guess it had to happen.

Granny shops Frederick’s of Hollywood…

…and I always thought of the wolf as being a male—-maybe he can share his new collection with Georgy Sanctimonious.

The pink sleep bonnet really doesn’t pull the look together.

Good thing the garter belt and the fishnets are fur colored!

gramma could use a wax

Go, Granny! :D

Kinky wolf.