Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 15, 2023

That spell is for the birds.

Keep working at it

At least you landed on something. Other than just air…..

I must be tired, missing the humor???

It makes me wonder how the people on Star Trek handle it.

Looks like it got you to the Church. But it couldn’t get you in the Church. Why is that?

Be grateful. Could have ported a mile up in the sky.

Bugs! You’re lucky you didn’t end up like Jeff Goldbloom!

Could have been worse, could have landed on the spire……..

Get some flue powder, Wiz. It’s not as if you haven’t “borrowed” a lot of other stuff from Harry.

Some?

That just seems dangerous. Imagine teleporting inside a volcano.

I thought that this old world might be getting him down.

At least you didn’t end up in the kitchen and then put to work. yip yip yip yip yip

I’ve been having the same problem with my smartphone. It’s a mystery.

Wiz doesn’t apparate very well…

There’s one big problem with wanting the ability to teleport. The Prime series “The Boys” got it right. When you teleport, you’d arrive at the other point naked.

Here’s an open question-

You have the chance to download an app to your phone. This app will only be active for thirty minutes from the moment you activate it, and it can only do one of the following two functions-

1- It renders you and anything you carry completely invisible for 30 minutes, or;

2- It can teleport you anywhere you want to go within a 1000 mile radius, and return you to your original location in 30 minutes.

Which option would you choose, and why?

I always fear teleporting inside of a wall. Because there is large space between atoms (relative to the size of atoms), my atoms would have atoms of the material making up concrete in between them.

The bugs are probably somewhere on ground level.

Isn’t bug spray better? Or a bug zapper?

Make sure there aren’t any flies transported with you.

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If at first you don’t succeed try try again!

Yeah, Wiz, you don’t want to land on a steep roof. Practice, practice, practice.

It keeps teleportation interesting:

well… not where he wanted to go, but at least all of him got there

Hogwarts had entire classes for that. Might want to take some night school classes there…..

cool to have but the fine detail are to be work on!