So, with Monty out of the picture for a while, will we be seeing the hilarious antics of “Moondog & Pilsner”? Or the jocular adventure of “Master Sedgewick and Jarvis”? Hmmm…
OK, it’s way too early for this, but since the subject of Saint Patrick’s Day has arisen …
An American tourist was driving at his leisure thru rural Ireland and truly appreciating why it was known as the Emerald Isle. As he crested a rise near sundown, he saw a valley so lovely he simply had to stop the car to get out and stroll across the meadow.
After a bit, as the Sun finally sank in the west, he turned away from the rippling brook and headed back thru the gorse and the heather toward his car. As he passed a clump of shrubbery, there was a rustling, but before he could turn around he felt something small, cold, and circular pressed against the back of his neck, and a voice inquired in a thick Irish brogue: “Be ye Catholic or be ye Protestant?”
The tourist knew that he had a 50/50 chance of guessing wrong, so, thinking quickly, he stammered out “I … I’m Jewish!”.
There was a pause, then a little sob, and from behind him the voice said “Sure now, and I gotta be saying to meself, I’m the luckiest Ayrab in all of Ireland!”
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So he finds leprechauns disturbing and started watching a movie about leprechauns. Cartoon logic.
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
I agree. Green Beer isn’t fit to spit up. I do prefer a wild Irish Rose to tiny trolls.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Leprechaun in the Hood was a masterpiece though,.
Indiana Guy Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So, with Monty out of the picture for a while, will we be seeing the hilarious antics of “Moondog & Pilsner”? Or the jocular adventure of “Master Sedgewick and Jarvis”? Hmmm…
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Not missing Sedgy.
F-Flash almost 2 years ago
Yes,there were a few bugs, for example it didn’t work, maybe Monty forgot to plug it in or EB tripped over the power cord.
Redd Panda almost 2 years ago
Oh yeah, blame the Leprechaun.
Grumpy Old Guy almost 2 years ago
Lucky Charms must really terrify him….
joeatwork212 almost 2 years ago
I wonder where the Professor is? I bet he could help with this.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’m allergic to fake Irish accents, too…
Chris Sherlock almost 2 years ago
“…I find leprechauns somewhat disturbing” gave me a good laugh.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
OK, it’s way too early for this, but since the subject of Saint Patrick’s Day has arisen …
An American tourist was driving at his leisure thru rural Ireland and truly appreciating why it was known as the Emerald Isle. As he crested a rise near sundown, he saw a valley so lovely he simply had to stop the car to get out and stroll across the meadow.
After a bit, as the Sun finally sank in the west, he turned away from the rippling brook and headed back thru the gorse and the heather toward his car. As he passed a clump of shrubbery, there was a rustling, but before he could turn around he felt something small, cold, and circular pressed against the back of his neck, and a voice inquired in a thick Irish brogue: “Be ye Catholic or be ye Protestant?”
The tourist knew that he had a 50/50 chance of guessing wrong, so, thinking quickly, he stammered out “I … I’m Jewish!”.
There was a pause, then a little sob, and from behind him the voice said “Sure now, and I gotta be saying to meself, I’m the luckiest Ayrab in all of Ireland!”
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I give the benefit of the doubt to anyone who rolled the dice on “Leprechaun,” but draw the line at anyone who would see “2,” let alone “3.”
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You can’t hide forever, Monty! :)
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Right, Moonie, movie-going buddy! But could Monty ever hold a mug of green beer? I think not….