Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 03, 2023

The correct spelling of the state needs to be changed to Flori-duh.

C’mon, proper parody needs an element of plausibility. Surely this can’t be true.

And the guy running that state could be your next president. So it’s a choice between him, whichever ineffective dullard the democrats put out, or trump again, who recently stated his plan to essentially eliminate the trans community once and for all. All this while a wave of police brutality and corruption has run rampant the past 2 weeks.

I dunno… TGIF?

#FloriDUHman #RonDeSatan has made it a FELONY to teach history. Don’t anyone try to tell me that the @GOP is different from the NSDAP.

Oh, you don’t need look so far, the US has always had its home grown book burners. :/

Terrifyingly ACCURATE!!!

Governor DeSantis is trying to push through a rule that would allow the Governor to take tenure away from any professor at a public college who disagrees with his phantom menaces.

Well done, but too close to the truth to be funny.

I honestly, as an American expat, am ashamed to admit that I still – for legal and voting purposes – maintain a Florida mailing address, after escaping from there over 10 years ago. I thought Rick Scott was an embarrassment as governor and the Florida Legislature was a colossal joke but Ron De Satin and his diabolical henchmen are absolutely scary!

A fascist state whose fascist governor wants to bring the whole country down.

I wonder when DeSatan goes after Cassadaga, Florida?

Ruben, it’s actually not the Florida state government’s conservative standards at play; it’s the conservative standards of the people of Florida, who re-elected Governor DeSantis by a record 20% margin. Looks like they think he’s doing something right, doesn’t it! A lot more than ‘something’, I warrant!

Bravo! Another brilliant Ruben Bolling panel. I’m always eager to see what he’s created each Friday.

Death Sentence is pandering to Traitor Trump’s base: racist grade school dropouts. That might or might not let him win the Republican nomination, but I doubt he could win a nationwide general election doing that. By the way, how many court challenges to his idiotic proposals are there already, with how many more to follow?

There is a bill in my state that with criminalize librarians like me if we don’t remove the books the fascist Republicans have deemed unacceptable from the library. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t afraid, but I’m still not going to back down.

De Santis isn’t the only fascist in Florida. The voters that put him in office are fascist as well.

Of course, it could be that all of that heat in Florida is driving them all crazy.

Pretty sure “Little Black Sambo” will be deemed acceptable, though.

Excellent!

“Problems” solved?

Brilliant, Ken!

TRUTH

Racism for Beginners (annotated edition).

Wanted to make America great again seems to be code for wanting to re-create the past. The present represents change from the past and that can be intimidating. But change will always happen. No one politician, or government can stop change.History is right with examples of civilizations that stagnated like the stagnation Governor DeSantis is attempting to impose on the state of Florida.

I was wondering what books have been banned. I take it these books names are satire of books that do exist and have been banned.

The only thing unrealistic about this is that it’s also too expensive to print different versions for different States, so the new un-woke versions will be the versions sold throughout the country.

Talk about racism

Read them now before the Florida literacy rate collapses.

Also very uni-racial relationships, I see…

It’s like DeSatan and the rest read all of Carl Hiaasen’s books and said, “hey, that looks like a great plan!”