I have stabbed myself, cut myself badly enough to need stitches, and once hot glued something to my finger instead of where it belonged. Hubby says I’m the only person he knows who can be armed and dangerous – with a glue gun.
“I resemble that remark” [ Curly Joe, The Three Stooges]. I only require more band-aids because I end up doing most of the “projects” around the house and I’m not on blood thinners.
My problem is that my skin seems to reject all brands of bandaids. In addition I have rather slender fingers. If I cut myself and the finger is bandaged with a band aid there will only be a small amount of the glued area touching my finger as it overlaps so much. I have even tried putting the band aids on in the shape of the cause ribbons – on an angle so the ends cross over like the bottom of that type of logo and they still fall off.
The other night I finally figured out (after 34 years in the house) why the pot lid holder falls off the inside of a cabinet drawer – there is actually a place on the bottom of it for another screw (though whenever we looked for one in the past there was none). So, late night as we were going up to bed he stopped to fix it. We both sitting on the floor and he pushed the cabinet door over my leg, pulling off some skin on my leg even though I wearing jeans that covered my legs. I bandaged where the skin was off (basically a cut now) and we went to bed. By the time I woke up the next day – the band aid was off.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
ow
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Then pluggers should Band together more often and Aid each other with their projects.
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
I used to get skin cracks in my fingers during cold winters, then bandage them, but global warming has mostly put an end to that.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
No cartoons on the Band-Aids? That’s no fun. Are there “Plugger” cartoon ones?
Gent over 1 year ago
Me never knews chicken has fingers on wings.
juicebruce over 1 year ago
Must protect the Boo-Boos ;-)
Beaker over 1 year ago
And that is why we don’t play catch using a porcupine.
Dani Rice over 1 year ago
I have stabbed myself, cut myself badly enough to need stitches, and once hot glued something to my finger instead of where it belonged. Hubby says I’m the only person he knows who can be armed and dangerous – with a glue gun.
ctolson over 1 year ago
I get cuts on my finger tips then find I’m out of finger tip Band-Aids and regular ones take an extra 6" of medical tape to keep them on.
GreenT267 over 1 year ago
“I resemble that remark” [ Curly Joe, The Three Stooges]. I only require more band-aids because I end up doing most of the “projects” around the house and I’m not on blood thinners.
pattilutwist over 1 year ago
How do I leave a suggestion for a comic?
pattilutwist over 1 year ago
For Pluggers
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pluggers skin.. leaks easily, it’s no longer as durable as it was.
g04922 over 1 year ago
LOL… Chicken Fingers.
ladykat over 1 year ago
I don’t get cuts like that when I knit!
Larry S over 1 year ago
I’ve told my wife the way I know I’ve done a good job is if I bleed while doing it.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
To twist a phrase: Today I used six Band-aids. Today I learned six things. Hopefully.
car2ner over 1 year ago
I thought she had a new puppy. The herding breed in particular.
Back to Big Mike over 1 year ago
“He” as well…
Back to Big Mike over 1 year ago
“I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!”
mafastore over 1 year ago
My problem is that my skin seems to reject all brands of bandaids. In addition I have rather slender fingers. If I cut myself and the finger is bandaged with a band aid there will only be a small amount of the glued area touching my finger as it overlaps so much. I have even tried putting the band aids on in the shape of the cause ribbons – on an angle so the ends cross over like the bottom of that type of logo and they still fall off.
The other night I finally figured out (after 34 years in the house) why the pot lid holder falls off the inside of a cabinet drawer – there is actually a place on the bottom of it for another screw (though whenever we looked for one in the past there was none). So, late night as we were going up to bed he stopped to fix it. We both sitting on the floor and he pushed the cabinet door over my leg, pulling off some skin on my leg even though I wearing jeans that covered my legs. I bandaged where the skin was off (basically a cut now) and we went to bed. By the time I woke up the next day – the band aid was off.