Kliban by B. Kliban for February 13, 2023

Cream of noodle sandwich, now with pumpkin spice!

Where is the sh!t on a shingle???

If they raise the prices enough, the snobs will come.

“Sweet and Sour Coffee”— We have a winner!

If there is bacon I don’t care what the tiny things are.

I keep telling you, that’s calamari with the wings!

Rice? EWWWWWWW!

Breakfast is the most SurrealMeal™ of the day.

Rice is nice.

Interesting menu.

Will the cork float, will the jade match my outfit? Will the wings snap back in the middle of the night?

There’s nothing like a Chinese restaurant buffet.

I feel bad for all the little people that were sacrificed for the Small Hat Chow Mein.

Ahh. Dim Sum. Delicious.

This makes a nice change from lizard food.

Golden Corral can’t compete with this.