Herman by Jim Unger for February 21, 2023

Actually worked with a guy who read his retired parents the riot act after they returned from a two week trip. Complaining that with them enjoying their retirement they were spending HIS inheritance! Lost all respect for him after that.

Sure if i had any inheritance. I’d give you a advance.

I’ve done this with my kids, a little bit at a time when they needed it. Not so much that they’ll go crazy, but enough that they can do what needs to be done.

Sorry my son, but maybe you can clear my student loans after I check out.

Used to be an RV bumper sticker that read We’re spending our children’s inheritance. Always liked that one. It is about even with the sign on a grave digger’s truck take your time. we can wait

That did not wor out all that well for the prodigal son….

“Ok, kid, you can have my old beer can collection. There’s a ‘Billy Beer’ can in there that might have been worth something if I hadn’t been really thirsty one day.”

The inheritance is legally NOT his until his parents die and IF he is in the will. My ex told mommy and daddy to spend their money before they die, just make sure there is burial expenses left. The money was THEIRS not his, so enjoy it while they are alive.

Fortunately, my kids don’t need my money.

Sure, kid, here’s the credit card bill.

Happy Mardi Gras everybody!!

What inheritance?

I think there’s a bible story about this scenario.

Sure. There’s an empty sixpack in the bed of the pickup in the front yard.

Father: Yeah you could if there was any!

You want this chair?

My dad would laugh when I told him not to spend my inheritance…

NO….

I already spent it. Sorry….

…following…

“No, but I can hurry up and die if it’ll make you happy.”

“Thanks, pops; you’re the best!!”

There is nothing there now.

Sure, if you want to buy my cemetery plot now, go for it.

I’d give him a paper bag blown up, and say it was half of his inheritance.

Yep, two bucks a month.

“Here’s a dime, kid. Might as well give you the whole thing now.”