Let me frame this proposition for you, it’s right up my alley. How does that strike you, dear? Can you spare me for an hour or two? Maybe I’ll even get some turkey while I am out. I promise you I will not wind up in the gutter.
According to my brother, he would occasionally walk down the hill to the corner store for cigarettes. On the journey, he would a pass a House Of Ill Repute . His wife would give him a twenty. She would then demand to see change on return.
Stupidity number one is the way he’s hiding the bowling ball. Stupidity number two is telling his wife that he’s going to the bowling alley for a candy bar. This genius isn’t going anywhere tonight.
Limpid Lizard almost 2 years ago
Stupid. He could simply use one of the balls at the alley.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“What hump?”
Joung Frankenstein, Mel Brooks, 1974
C almost 2 years ago
She might have a hunch about the plan here
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
OK Quasi.
Dirty Dragon almost 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csGhMQoQms
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
At home, with Mr. and Mrs, Igor. He’s headmaster at school. They have a son they call Baby Humpling.
seanfear almost 2 years ago
The hunchback of Alley-dame
rshive almost 2 years ago
The people in my bowling league would look at me funny.
skirchner almost 2 years ago
What hump?
Ace 66 almost 2 years ago
He should see Dr Pimple Popper instead, that’s one hell of a lypoma or is that a cyst.
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
He must be using cartoon physics to keep the bowling ball up on his shoulder.
dlkrueger33 almost 2 years ago
She should answer, “Have fun, Quasimodo”.
Just-me almost 2 years ago
I don’t think he’s a quasi modo. He’s a full on modo.
dflak almost 2 years ago
Let me frame this proposition for you, it’s right up my alley. How does that strike you, dear? Can you spare me for an hour or two? Maybe I’ll even get some turkey while I am out. I promise you I will not wind up in the gutter.
phredturner almost 2 years ago
Candi Barr was a famous stripper
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
….like she doesn’t know? ☺️☺️
timinwsac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Him wearing his bowling shows might be further giveaway.
Greyhame almost 2 years ago
According to my brother, he would occasionally walk down the hill to the corner store for cigarettes. On the journey, he would a pass a House Of Ill Repute . His wife would give him a twenty. She would then demand to see change on return.
Yes, this was a long time ago.
Webby_dog almost 2 years ago
It’s the hunchback of noterdame
edstiles almost 2 years ago
Sometimes honesty is not the best policy.
Calvins Brother almost 2 years ago
“I’m taking my bowling ball out for some fresh air.”
russef almost 2 years ago
IGOR!
ekke almost 2 years ago
Eye-gore!
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And he’ll have a ball.
T... over 1 year ago
Hunchback of Notre Bowling Alley…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
Quasimodo’s competition.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stupidity number one is the way he’s hiding the bowling ball. Stupidity number two is telling his wife that he’s going to the bowling alley for a candy bar. This genius isn’t going anywhere tonight.
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is another one that is probably just dumb, but I got a good laugh out of it. Thanks.
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The hunchback of lane 5