Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 25, 2023

Mr Cabbage strikes again!

S.B.D. Silent but deadly.

Silent but deadly!!

Ah the silent killer.

So, "Ew"’s the notorious “Sound of Silence”?

I am noisy and lethal.

As Ben Franklin once wrote, “Fart Proudly”.

You could be like President Ford. See today’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not.https://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2023/02/25

FMLAO!

⁽ ᶠᵃʳᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢˢ ᵒᶠᶠ ⁾

For next time – “Just use your words.”

And deadly…

I should change my name to “Stop me if you heard this one before.” But it reminds me of an old joke – I’m old, so these are the only kind of jokes I know.

Three boys were arguing about spelling: “It’s W-O-O-M,” said the first. “No it’s not. It’s W-H-O-O-M,” said the next. The third chimed in with, “W-O-O-M-E.”

At this time, a woman who overheard their argument offered, “The correct spelling is W-O-M-B.”

After she left, the boys looked at each other. One of them said, “Do you suppose she’s right? She doesn’t seem like the type that has ever heard and elephant f@rt.”

Well, he did exercise his right to remain silent!

He’s definitely not Le Pétomaine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Ew ew ew

Has anyone heard Ron White’s ‘Tater salad’ bit? He says, “I apparently had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.” He was talking about getting kicked out of a bar.

this one stinks

Missing Panel: he continues the interrogation with a gas mask on.

Silence is not always Golden.

I didn’t do it! You got no evidence! I want a lawyer…

My dad used to refer to farts as Carbon dibackside!

He who smelt it, dealt it.

By the way: all smells are particulate.

But deadly!

Silent butt deadly

I thank God every time for the relief I get when I flatulate. Psalm 139:14 ; My plumbing has been working flawlessly.