Herman by Jim Unger for February 28, 2023

Even better is drinking prune juice an hour before getting in the checkout line.

“He still thinks wearing ‘Joe Namath’ Brand underwear would put him in the Fast Lane. I tell him they don’t sell it anymore. And anyway — have you seen Joe Namath lately, hawking Social Security supplementals?”

He can go fast or slow, just not half-fast.

My idea of a good night is turning in early.

He is really a fun kind of guy.

Or fungi

A cautious rake.

Zoom zoom zoom!

I wish women AND men wore hats again!!! And gloves and purses to match. those were the days, my friend!

“Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind…” The Eagles.

You always buy a can of prune juice “to go”.

I could party with that wild man !

I like prune juice.

Why is it prune juice? Juicing plums is how you get prunes. So, logically, it should be called plum juice.

It’s tough being a man-about-town.

And no adult diapers???

Thereby achieving regularity in movement.

He’s fartloose and fancy-free.

And also the express lane to the bathroom after drinking the prune juice.

Yet you found him charming enough to marry him…..

Whoa. I want to party with this dude.

A WARRIOR’S drink!