Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 30, 2023

Back when I was a kid some humorist wrote a book called “The Number One Best Seller”. Wish I could remember who.

Poor Satchel! He doesn’t even have to fight in the battle to be a casualty lol

…and you get a car,and you get a car,.and you get a car,

Paperback I am sure, Bucky!

Has anyone been receiving calls from Bucky regarding automobile warranty coverage ?

Where’s Bucky’s door??

Mad magazine had a story about brand names that would naturally get mentioned in TV and movies, like Aloafa Bread, Apounda Butter, Acana Beer.

I wish Oprah would pick one of my wife’s books

A solid argument! Pretty tough to copyright “Harry” by itself. That could also mean Harry Chapin, Harry Shearer, Harry Styles, etc.

Guess that this will be as successful as Bucky’s other efforts.

I think if Satchel walked in at this point he would raise the IQ in the room.

I gotta admit I’d like to see that book.

If you’re not doing any work, why do you need investors? Just keep all of the profits (and / or lawsuits) for yourself.

He’s obviously been reading “Plagiarism for Dummies, Real Dummies”.

Ghost writers in the sky …!

(One dark and stormy night)

Just add “The Sequel To The New York Times Best-Seller ‘Harry DaVinci’s Rings’” and you’ll be golden.

Old Engineer says: nothing can be made foolproof, because fools are such ingenious people.

You’ll be lining his litterbox with unsold copies for years. Clifford, The Big Red Ink Venture Into Publishing.

That must be one interesting conversation!

Reminds me of the a_______ that come up to you like a long lost friend, and try to sell you something you don’t want!!! Vile and despicable hatred of them!!