Had a conference with my financial planner last night. Told him I won $40 on the lottery and my 401k is down $40,000 from its peak. Told him to move my funds to Mega Millions tickets.
In the land of winning the lottery, regardless of the many possible numbers, your odds of winning are not zero; unless you don’t play. I buy one ticket. One ticket that gives me a remote chance of winning without breaking my bank account. Also, it is cheaper than going to the movies and I can fantasize for a day or two about being wealthy and I think that that is fun and worth the $2
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
My plan has more details: WIN MEGA MILLIONS
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
There’s a way to get money from the bank; it involves a gun and a getaway car.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
too many people think that looking foolish on social media will make that happen…
I need a burrito almost 2 years ago
Ive tried the same plan
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Price of Ham and Bacon is up, good plan Pig
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Is this part of the new confidence he has based on betting on himself from Wednesday?
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2023/03/08
Kurtass almost 2 years ago
“The best way to scare a tori, is to read and get rich”
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Joe Biden’s plan for the future is to remember wake up tomorrow morning. Or not.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Today is Chuck Norris’s Birthday!!! How is Joe Biden like Chuck Norris? He’s not. At all. Well, except for being really old.
brick10 almost 2 years ago
The devil, you say!
bittenbyknittin almost 2 years ago
Actually, you just need to be rich enough.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
Mired. Should have said mired.
kencrosno almost 2 years ago
Had a conference with my financial planner last night. Told him I won $40 on the lottery and my 401k is down $40,000 from its peak. Told him to move my funds to Mega Millions tickets.
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
My plan is to make tons and tons of animations until some guy from a studio discovers me.
ladykat almost 2 years ago
Mine is to work two jobs in my retirement.
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
That vague of plan seldom works for anyone.
christineracine77 almost 2 years ago
My plan is more modest: Don’t end up homeless (again)
oish almost 2 years ago
If I had a million dollars I’d buy a green dress – but not a real green dress, that’s cruel!
rshive almost 2 years ago
Those details get you every time, it seems.
Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Pig could sell himself
KEA almost 2 years ago
“Details matter.” — Reacher
InuYugiHakusho almost 2 years ago
Easier said than done.
christelisbetty almost 2 years ago
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Pig can’t be bothered with h the little stuff.
RiverThomas almost 2 years ago
In the land of winning the lottery, regardless of the many possible numbers, your odds of winning are not zero; unless you don’t play. I buy one ticket. One ticket that gives me a remote chance of winning without breaking my bank account. Also, it is cheaper than going to the movies and I can fantasize for a day or two about being wealthy and I think that that is fun and worth the $2
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
You need a CERTIFIED Financial Planner. You know, those salespeople who are told what to push by The Department of Financial Lords!
MarshaOstroff almost 2 years ago
My plan to make my retirement a pleasant one was to move to Mexico. So far things are going very well!
T... almost 2 years ago
That’s rich…
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Big picture guy.
cosman almost 2 years ago
..True. One persevere the big vision, the details, in time solve themselves.
AndrewSihler almost 2 years ago
Don’t you have to steal all the underpants first?
txmystic almost 2 years ago
Hey, that’s my plan too!
…still working on it…
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
If only it were that easy, Pig! Unfortunately, those “details” get in the way….
whelan_jj almost 2 years ago
There is a big difference between a plan and a goal.
AndreasMartin almost 2 years ago
Most of the time it’s ‘spend your life getting rich and have no clue what to do with all the money when you’re old’.