Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 10, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    My plan has more details: WIN MEGA MILLIONS

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    There’s a way to get money from the bank; it involves a gun and a getaway car.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    too many people think that looking foolish on social media will make that happen…

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    I need a burrito  almost 2 years ago

    Ive tried the same plan

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Price of Ham and Bacon is up, good plan Pig

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Is this part of the new confidence he has based on betting on himself from Wednesday?

    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2023/03/08

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    Kurtass  almost 2 years ago

    “The best way to scare a tori, is to read and get rich”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Joe Biden’s plan for the future is to remember wake up tomorrow morning. Or not.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Today is Chuck Norris’s Birthday!!! How is Joe Biden like Chuck Norris? He’s not. At all. Well, except for being really old.

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    brick10  almost 2 years ago

    The devil, you say!

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    bittenbyknittin  almost 2 years ago

    Actually, you just need to be rich enough.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    Mired. Should have said mired.

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    kencrosno  almost 2 years ago

    Had a conference with my financial planner last night. Told him I won $40 on the lottery and my 401k is down $40,000 from its peak. Told him to move my funds to Mega Millions tickets.

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    My plan is to make tons and tons of animations until some guy from a studio discovers me.

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    Mine is to work two jobs in my retirement.

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    That vague of plan seldom works for anyone.

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    christineracine77  almost 2 years ago

    My plan is more modest: Don’t end up homeless (again)

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    oish  almost 2 years ago

    If I had a million dollars I’d buy a green dress – but not a real green dress, that’s cruel!

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Those details get you every time, it seems.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Pig could sell himself

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    “Details matter.” — Reacher

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    InuYugiHakusho  almost 2 years ago

    Easier said than done.

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    christelisbetty  almost 2 years ago
    Be born to rich parents.
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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Pig can’t be bothered with h the little stuff.

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    RiverThomas  almost 2 years ago

    In the land of winning the lottery, regardless of the many possible numbers, your odds of winning are not zero; unless you don’t play. I buy one ticket. One ticket that gives me a remote chance of winning without breaking my bank account. Also, it is cheaper than going to the movies and I can fantasize for a day or two about being wealthy and I think that that is fun and worth the $2

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    You need a CERTIFIED Financial Planner. You know, those salespeople who are told what to push by The Department of Financial Lords!

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    MarshaOstroff  almost 2 years ago

    My plan to make my retirement a pleasant one was to move to Mexico. So far things are going very well!

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    That’s rich…

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Big picture guy.

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    cosman  almost 2 years ago

    ..True. One persevere the big vision, the details, in time solve themselves.

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    AndrewSihler  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t you have to steal all the underpants first?

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    txmystic  almost 2 years ago

    Hey, that’s my plan too!

    …still working on it…

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    If only it were that easy, Pig! Unfortunately, those “details” get in the way….

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    whelan_jj  almost 2 years ago

    There is a big difference between a plan and a goal.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 2 years ago

    Most of the time it’s ‘spend your life getting rich and have no clue what to do with all the money when you’re old’.

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