Had a conference with my financial planner last night. Told him I won $40 on the lottery and my 401k is down $40,000 from its peak. Told him to move my funds to Mega Millions tickets.
In the land of winning the lottery, regardless of the many possible numbers, your odds of winning are not zero; unless you don’t play. I buy one ticket. One ticket that gives me a remote chance of winning without breaking my bank account. Also, it is cheaper than going to the movies and I can fantasize for a day or two about being wealthy and I think that that is fun and worth the $2
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
My plan has more details: WIN MEGA MILLIONS
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
There’s a way to get money from the bank; it involves a gun and a getaway car.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
too many people think that looking foolish on social media will make that happen…
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
Ive tried the same plan
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Price of Ham and Bacon is up, good plan Pig
Doug K over 1 year ago
Is this part of the new confidence he has based on betting on himself from Wednesday?
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2023/03/08
Kurtass Premium Member over 1 year ago
“The best way to scare a tori, is to read and get rich”
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Joe Biden’s plan for the future is to remember wake up tomorrow morning. Or not.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Today is Chuck Norris’s Birthday!!! How is Joe Biden like Chuck Norris? He’s not. At all. Well, except for being really old.
brick10 over 1 year ago
The devil, you say!
bittenbyknittin over 1 year ago
Actually, you just need to be rich enough.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
Mired. Should have said mired.
kencrosno over 1 year ago
Had a conference with my financial planner last night. Told him I won $40 on the lottery and my 401k is down $40,000 from its peak. Told him to move my funds to Mega Millions tickets.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
My plan is to make tons and tons of animations until some guy from a studio discovers me.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Mine is to work two jobs in my retirement.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
That vague of plan seldom works for anyone.
christineracine77 over 1 year ago
My plan is more modest: Don’t end up homeless (again)
oish over 1 year ago
If I had a million dollars I’d buy a green dress – but not a real green dress, that’s cruel!
rshive over 1 year ago
Those details get you every time, it seems.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pig could sell himself
KEA over 1 year ago
“Details matter.” — Reacher
InuYugiHakusho over 1 year ago
Easier said than done.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Pig can’t be bothered with h the little stuff.
RiverThomas over 1 year ago
In the land of winning the lottery, regardless of the many possible numbers, your odds of winning are not zero; unless you don’t play. I buy one ticket. One ticket that gives me a remote chance of winning without breaking my bank account. Also, it is cheaper than going to the movies and I can fantasize for a day or two about being wealthy and I think that that is fun and worth the $2
zeexenon over 1 year ago
You need a CERTIFIED Financial Planner. You know, those salespeople who are told what to push by The Department of Financial Lords!
MarshaOstroff over 1 year ago
My plan to make my retirement a pleasant one was to move to Mexico. So far things are going very well!
T... over 1 year ago
That’s rich…
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Big picture guy.
cosman over 1 year ago
..True. One persevere the big vision, the details, in time solve themselves.
AndrewSihler over 1 year ago
Don’t you have to steal all the underpants first?
txmystic over 1 year ago
Hey, that’s my plan too!
…still working on it…
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
If only it were that easy, Pig! Unfortunately, those “details” get in the way….
whelan_jj over 1 year ago
There is a big difference between a plan and a goal.
AndreasMartin over 1 year ago
Most of the time it’s ‘spend your life getting rich and have no clue what to do with all the money when you’re old’.