Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 04, 2023

I want the music from War Horse.

Why would he need a horse anymore? Just hit the ejector seat button….. and it’s ’Hi Ho Silver", and awayyyyy…

The William Tell Overture by Rossini, in case anyone is going nuts trying to remember it.

Highway Star….Deep Purple

It may be time for him to actually go completely alone.

♫♪

Life is a highway

I want to ride it all night long

If you’re going my way

I want to drive it all night long

♪♫

A stripper doing charades. Titty bump, titty bump, titty bump bump bump……

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Shouldn’t he be driving a Ford Ranger?

But who doesn’t like William…..Do tell?

Did we pack any food? Pizza rolls.

How about “A Horse With No Name”?

Help! Does anyone know just what the heck is this strip all about? :( …

The Lone Ranger’s probably wishing he left the horseback where they started.

They might wanna get that driver’s side front wheel straightened out…

i pity anyone who works at any kind of chain retailer or restaurant. just five minutes of our local supermarket’s jingle and i’m ready to start smashing things…