Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 09, 2023

I thought it was a really big clicky pen.

That can happen.

Left the job. Or was fired when a missile turned up missing ?

They’ll figure it out. It’s not rocket science.

“inform mission control we’ve solved the missing missile mystery without mishap”

thank goodness it’s not a hot air balloon

Don’t you just hate when that happens??

Fortunately the HOA reported him for having a vehicle that stuck out too far.

“well, the garage sure is happy to see you”

I think it was part of Project Paperclip.

You’re not supposed to steal the office supplies when you leave the job either.

The only excuse The Orange One didn’t try.

Is it parked next to a ‘67 Corvette?

All I got was a red stapler.

Piece by piece, years of work, he finally got his own rocket ship!

Oh, that? It is a W48 that was retired in 1992. Nobody wanted it so I brought it home.

What he lacks in muscle, he makes up for in missile.

What do you mean I cannot sell it on eBay.

You took office supplies??? Now you’re in REAL trouble!

He built it “one piece at a time”

Left no room for the Corvette!

And where’s the box of secret documents?

“If” they ever fire Putin…

And your point is?

Yeah, that’s what they all say….

What? Everybody takes souvenirs home from work.

Is that Biden’s house?

Now about that nuclear sub in the backyard?

Forward it to that swine in the Kremlin.

Is that still part of the 2nd amendment?

Should have stored it in the bathroom.