Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 24, 2023

Mar a lago, revisited…..

Or the FBI could look while Cosmo is taking his usual nap.

Now where did this idea come from?

Alternate response: Actually, on second thought, you’re indicted already!

I guess that even the FBI has their limits. They did not even know how old Fran was on The Nanny show.

FBI agents aren’t usually depicted as wearing trenchcoats and wide brimmed hats.

And here I thought that we were supposed to be saving the trees. And the ‘Government’ wants more, much more paperwork to be done..

What a mess

That’s all of Cosmo’s stuff that Shoe refused to publish.

Does Joe Biden have a tree house?

But heresay says they’re in there somewhere.

The FBI is only interested in critiqued folders in boxes labeled TOP SECRET. Any bulk documents are left to the NSA.

The Perfesser’s ‘pulpability’ was well obscured.

I once worked at an office where one worker had the most unique filing system: his desk was totally covered with papers. Not neat piles…just one big pile…about three inches deep in the center and it tapered off to about an inch at the edges of the desk. To this day, I don’t know how he did it, but if you asked him for something, he knew where it was!

The IRS forces you to present files…

He hasn’t even sorted them, much less classified them.

The day my company tried to go paperless was the best time to invest in the paper mills!

That’s the same strategy the Car Companies have been using to avoid Tax Audits for many years now.