FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 27, 2023

Extortionists

why going around telling your kids? facepalm

I suppose he has to make allowances.

These kids have no loyalty…not that I blame them, but still.

Why tell anyone?

He is hoping to find out which one is a tattletale. Note the price difference.

Ahem. A $100 Starbucks card for ME, or I squeal. So what are you up to now? $270?

“Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead” – Ben Franklin.

Sigh… The “joy” of being married to Scrooge…

There’s an Icelandic saying about secrets – Everyone knows when three know.

not a smart man is he. :\

Only $5? Is Jason developing a conscience? nah, must be an off day

The price keeps going up.

I heard of a store that will give you a receipt for what you told your wife you spent on a new golf club.

oh, Roger, you numbskull of buying unnecessaries behind Andy’s back.

It’s not a putter, it’s a tool for happiness

A “four ball”! Now, that is funny.

And then straight to their mother they go. No shame whatsoever.

Idiot…..

Go tell Peter about it. Then I’ll take 10% to keep quiet.

Why say anything, just stick it in your golfbag

Silly dad, confiding in the kids…

Roger, the best kept secret is the one that only one person knows. BTW, that “putter” looks like it can pick up satellite signals.

Something tells me that putter is going to wind up in a water hazard…

Still pretty cheap for a golf club, even back in the day of the original run. Must have gotten it at the Ronco Pro Shop.

Only $5 for your silence, Jason? I thought you were smart.