That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 08, 2023

All the people in the village were jealous of Signor Proietti, with his fancy hat and 2 donkeys.

“Don’t bring our son back until you find him a well paying job.”

/// Is the fact that she’s so tightly swaddled

why, (when not riding donkeys), she waddled?

No, the swaddling’s a veil

for her mermaid fish-tail.

She can’t walk; that’s why she’s being coddled.

I have to ride side saddle because my genitals are swollen from that disease you gave me, and now everyone thinks I am a pansy!

“Okay, Mister. Your tourist photo of you and your son sitting on ‘Brighty of the Grand Canyon’ will be ready in one hour.”

A polite donkey that can speak is very rare!

What do you call a man with two donkeys?………Biased!

“Because it’s International Women’s Day, I’ll be magnanimous and let you can ride the other donkey, instead of walking 10 paces behind me. I’ll even change the baby!”

“I found him in Prague. I think we should keep him.”

The lost verses clearly explain how when leaving the manger, Joseph wore a cowboy hat and made Mary walk to clear off the baby fat.

He: How would you feel if Input my hand on your…behind?

This lady is about to painfully learn why one should not walk up behind a donkey? mule? and touch it’s rump.

“When we divorce, I get this new donkey. You can have the old one.”

“Now, this sweetheart here has had only one previous owner, a little old lady who only rode her to church on Sundays. So what would it take for me to send her home with you?”

“Yes, that’s what they mean by ‘the south end’.”

“Don’t worry honey. I’ll just go back to the school and get the right child.”

She named her ride “Inine”….cause, well, the whole adventure was asinine

A Peasant Family and Two Donkeys: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"File:Bartolomeo Pinelli, A Peasant Family and Two Donkeys, NGA 143875.jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first File: found, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly B4 paper size drawing.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3093 (March 8, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

I bet the robo-censor won’t let me type a**… Yet it’s allowed in the comic. Priceless.

/// He advised his young sister to wear a

pretty outfit and put on mascara.

At the Used Donkey Shop

they agreed to a swap—

trading these Two Mules for Sister Sara.

Lean in close and you can hear the ocean.