Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 2023

No such power. Everyone just refuses to comply.

…at the “Supers” pub!

The cocktail parasol is a nice touch.

Not a superpower unless he can speed it up. The way they work now, the subpoena is worth an extra year or two of delay.

Question is, does he have the strength to follow through or will he just sit and study the qualities of his drink?

The one in green has the radioactive symbol with the colors reversed.

It’s about as practical as a soup sub sandwich, these days.

Sitting with back to the door betokens true confidence in one’s Dominant Power.

Super Shyster

But, I thought super heroes did it for free!

Best of all…NO CAPE, dahling.

Then he is – Super-Poena! – when he’s not mild mannered Subpoena.

Gym Jordan ignores subpoenas, everyone should ignore his.

Notice the outside world (thru the door) is closed.

Out of the frame, The Boys are having a drink.

When and why did the practice of umbrellas in drinks start? The only practical use I can think of is serving a drink outside in a sandstorm.

Not really. The Trump crime family ignores subpoenas.

To all Pibgorn followers. Today there is only one thing to say. WANDA!!

“You say you can leap tall buildings at a single bound? I don’t think so, buddy”

Or, start with a goal of what you want, then subpoena ‘testimony’ to support your claims. If necessary, lead a ‘witness’ round and round the mulberry bush with confounding wording until s/he gives what sound like contradictory answers, then if all else fails, you can come back with charges of the witness having lied under oath. If an accused continually insists on their innocence, charge him/her with obstruction.

Crush him now!

Diogenes has been looking for an honest lawyer for a long time.No luck yet.

One must not make generalizations about lawyers. There are honorable, responsible lawyers and there are shysters. To know which is which check out their defendants, listen to how fast they talk, and how much s/he waves his hands everywhere.

Love the costumes!

Lawyer man ?

Yeah subpoena power in the hands of power crazed fools ie house republicans, yea Gym

As if any big wigs pay attention to subpoenas. Pretty useless power I’d say.

Doesn’t seem like subpoena’s have much power or affect. At least on republicans.

In some worlds it is American Empire Superman with the Objectivist Spider-Man and Night-Gaunt plus others including Dark Jester and Springheel Jack.

His nemesis is The Fifth Man.

. . . and power of attorney.

Exactly what Jim Jordan thinks of himself

Beware and be afraid. Be very afraid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd2PXC9Aw_k

“No capes!”