Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 25, 2023

First to another Crabgrass masterpiece. What’s up guys? Who do you have winning March Madness?

“My ‘boy done goofed’ senses are tingling!” – Every Dad Ever

Does he feel a disturbance in the ….. FORCE??!!!

:-O

Hang in there, boys.

The only way those boys can be saved is for the warranty on that TV to be good.

A disturbance in the force.

I do hope he had bought the insurance for it

I suspect Dad’s about to turn to the Dark Side.

They’re eating dinner standing up tonight.

I had a TV just like that. the screen was plastic and unbreakable

Moms never understand the important stuff. Dad’s spidey sense isn’t tingling, it’s blaring full volume.

I can practically hear them whimpering from across the screen. Brace yourselves, boys. Winter is coming.

Find a different platform, man

His TV senses are tingling.

“I sense a disturbance in the Force…”

He is too in-tuned to his TV. Glad I don’t have to be there when he gets home!

A disturbance in the force?

Sets this big weren’t available when I was a kid, but my dad did buy a 32" floor model that was considered massive at the time. If I had broken the screen on that, I would have just packed up and hit the road.

I think yesterday’s strip and today’s got reversed??

Gene: “He broke the TV.”

Donna: “What makes you say that?”

Gene: “A tremor in the Farce. The last time I felt it, was in the presence of your son and a broken window.”

Donna: “He’s your son, too!”

Gene: “Only when he’s good.”

There was a disturbance in the force…

Why would you throw the football so close to the new Tv???? All the #1 seeds are gone. Texas is #2 and is the highest ranked team left. I hope it is a team that no one figured would win their first round game. Maybe a team like San Diego State who beat #1 Alabama has a chance to lift that trophy!!!!

Hopefully their homeowner’s insurance has a low deductible. It looks like a rear projection set and should have a plastic screen.

Honest Dad, all we did was turn on 3D and the football popped out!

uh oh they gonna DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY

In the immortal words of Mr. T (as Clubber Lang): “Dead Meat!”

Gene felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of OLEDs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

A disturbance in the force has occurred!

This is all your fault? My fault?! You said you could catch the football! I would, if you didn’t throw it so hard!!