Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 25, 2023

I don’t need much caffeine, but do need some.

All liquids count as water.

Yep. Good water. Very refreshing.

I’m a diabetic and always thirsty; the first thing I drink is a glass of water – then I drink a cup of coffee!

Be careful, that stuff is real wet.

The guys in my house hit the Keurig every AM to adjust the blood in their caffeine stream.

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I drink strong coffee to help dissipate my ocular migraines that otherwise obscure my vision for hours with shimmering yellow “static.”

The doctor said drink more water. I like to follow doctors’ orders. Now I take four shots of whiskey with breakfast instead of two.

All of that “water” drinking eventually produces yellow water. ;-}

Shhh, don’t tell anyone: Coffee has all kinds of antioxidants and studies show it reduces the risk for a number of diseases.

Yesterday wound up being a 3 cup day and it seems as if today will require 3 cups as well.

Caffeine, gave it up years ago and never looked back. Feel better, sleep better and am as productive if not more than I used to be. I also prescribe to the King, Prince, Pauper diet these days.

Judging by looks of this creature Aunty – she must have drank a fifth of booze last night. Go back to bed. Sleep it off. Coffee is not the answer.

I drink lots of water because of my diabetes. I wish I was allowed to drink juice. I miss orange juice.

Mmmm . . . coffee .

I just started brewing my ‘water’ for the morning.