F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 22, 2023

This sounds like the plot of a really bad B movie.

No sharknado?

I see Marvel got some new ideas already

How far inland do you have to get to avoid sharknados?

At least the craptions are…funny.

Oh no, the news stations will soon adopt those names.

The last natural disaster battle was between a hurriquake and earthcane

He must be in California

Who needs natural disasters? We have more than enough human-caused disasters.

Watching Extreme Weather Highlight clips again.

If w can’t stop climate change, these will be real.

What no bomb cyclone?

Our town used to have annual zombie crawl weekends. Once someone hacked the interstate signs coming into our town with the message, “Turn around now, zombies ahead!”.

Blizzicane.