“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks. And that’s all.”
Fun fact, sharks cannot “sleep” in the sense that humans do, because if they stopped moving through the water, and therefor moving water over their gills, they wouldn’t be able to breathe. Instead, they shut down half their brain at a time, going into a kind of meditative twilight state for a period of time.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Aren’t we all.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Sherman tell us something we don’t know.
Ebaxley22 over 1 year ago
Sherman wishes he had 9 stomachs.
Geophyzz over 1 year ago
This strip needs a character like the No Pants Guy in Ghosts, who is driven by a different part of his anatomy.
rhartt4363 over 1 year ago
Aren’t we all?
elbow macaroni over 1 year ago
This strip could use a brain.
cmxx over 1 year ago
@elbow macaroni Feeling as you do, you’ll be pleased to learn that reading this strip isn’t mandatory.
nsaber over 1 year ago
I used to think with one brain, and was driven by the other.
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
Something tells me this is gonna lead to another scam from Hawthorne.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks. And that’s all.”
Jaws
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
Which explains why Hawthorne is still alive
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Sherman’s got pre-shit for brains.
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sharks are like that. Hey Sherman, the orcas would like to invite you over for lunch. Or is that as lunch?
eb110americana over 1 year ago
Fun fact, sharks cannot “sleep” in the sense that humans do, because if they stopped moving through the water, and therefor moving water over their gills, they wouldn’t be able to breathe. Instead, they shut down half their brain at a time, going into a kind of meditative twilight state for a period of time.
MarshaOstroff over 1 year ago
An unexpected moment of self-awareness on the part of Sherman.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
Octupuses have one main brain and nine auxiliary brains. One per arm to handle fine control independently.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
Sherman is a drive-by stomach.
WentHulk over 1 year ago
What brain Sherman?
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
They have 3 hearts too!