Strange Brew by John Deering for March 25, 2023

I see the pencil has been invented.

What noise sound like?

I’ve heard of beaver hats, but this is ridiculous.

Well, the iceman “Grog” does have a quite limited vocabulary.

I have heard of “a monkey on your back” — but a “beaver”? Sounds nasty …

Where’s the extra “P” in repairs?

??? Leave it to Beaver?

There is a list of write-ups that pilots leave for mechanics and the mechanics’ responses.

One of them is:

P: “Engine is making unfamiliar noise.”

M: “Ran engine for 15 minutes. Noise is now familiar.”

It might be the engine “block”.

This happens at Hyundai/Kia dealers all the time.

We’ve been trying to reach you about your rock’s warranty….

Is that the animal skin that ate Grogg?…

Well there’s your problem, you’ve chipped it down so far it’s only the core now.

Stone Age humor?.