Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 24, 2023

What is this suspense? What is it building up to? Is this romance built on firm Foundations? Don’t break my heart!

Youtube: Build Me Up Buttercup

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QbuSu1b-ejs

Or is Abby, pricked by a thorn to turn into Abby Rose Nichols, the religious writer. Or Abby Rose, the writer of soft p-rn? With her having had an out-of-body experience, I suppose it could go either way.

It was my wife. She’s interested in a throuple.

cue the ominous music

John!

Last week you didn’t include a card and now we learn this week you didn’t buy the flowers? (Shaking head slowly in disapproval).

I too hate dramatic pauses…especially when they last a week.

well, I hope it was one of the cute nurses!

My cat has dramatic paws. Terrible.

AAAAAAACCCKKKK!

Who’s the blooming idiot, already?

☺️☺️☺️❤️

LIEUTENANT: Colonel? Why are you outside your house at night with no clothes on?

COLONEL: Well, I tried sun tanning the boys as recommended by Tucker Carlson** but I only ended up with a painful sunburn so I decided to see if a moontan would have the same affect. It did, which is to say it did nothing but I’d still like you to apply some aloe lotion, Lieutenant. In fact, let’s make that an order!

Dramatic pause, anything like menopause? Should we guys head for the hills?

It’s his 16 year old kid. His hormones are running wild.

ANOTHER week-long pause. ANOTHER Abby cliff-hanger!

How long can John keep this up?

“If you haven’t noticed, my wife has had a crush on you for many months. She even screams your name when we are making love!”

“….My wife sure is generous.”

Does this Plot twist include His Fighter Pilot Son missing over New Guinea ?

Oof, the angle and position of the guy’s hand on her back is a little… possessive. I know it’s from the original art, but it’s creepy!

(I did read most of the original story. I’m still laughing at, “they serve the finest spaghetti”! We young’ns don’t remember a time when pasta was considered “ethnic” food) ☺️

it was….

the gardener…. ☺

Well, I guess it’s better than a pregnant pause.

Izzat Colonel Phineas T. Bluster, from Howdy Doody?