Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 20, 2023

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    salakfarm Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The first phone sex call.

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Naked you say. Whatā€™s your address ?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They donā€™t make ā€˜em like they used to. Thereā€™s a lot here that applied to.

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    jrlind55  almost 2 years ago

    Iā€™m surprised thereā€™s no link to the original.

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Weā€™ll need your address of course to verify..

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 2 years ago

    The original advertising art I have is basically the same as what you see hereā€”minus the Last Kiss dialogue Iā€™ve added. So I didnā€™t think it made sense to post the original on my blog. So no link this time.

    (I suspect the ad was originally a two pagerā€”with the second page being text promoting the car. But I havenā€™t seen it and Iā€™m just guessing.)

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    Say What Nowā€½ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    ā€œWhat a coincidence, so am I.ā€

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    She can Model her T (and A) for me anytime.

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    boniface22  almost 2 years ago

    Brilliant!

    And the answer is: give me a momentā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.

    Reminds me of an old girlfriendā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ahā€¦ā€¦ā€¦happy days.

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    emmapocl  almost 2 years ago

    I recognize all the items on the desk, AND I used to be a switchboard operator. I must really be old!

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    Alternate words: ā€œJunior, it was certainly nice of my father to let us use his new enclosed Ford for our date ā€” although it was quite cramped inside. Please remind me next time to clean my footprints off the inside headliner.ā€

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That is an office worker, NOT a switchboard operator.

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    phritzg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    My take: sheā€™s phoning Uber and thanking them for sending over a self-driving car.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  almost 2 years ago

    After wife passed Iā€™ve been going through all her crafts and the stuff of my momā€™s. I found picture of my granddad, suit, tie and fedora speaking on candle stick phone in his office. Some kind of promotional photo, 1920ā€™s ?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Office games never end wellā€¦.but boy are they fun while they last!

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    RadioDial Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And so it beginsā€¦.

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    Another Take  almost 2 years ago

    ā€œHello Senator? I just bought a car only to learn that women arenā€™t allowed to drive! Thatā€™s insane. Whadaya mean ā€“ ā€œThen vote for someone who will change the lawsā€ THATā€™S NOT FUNNY!!! "

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    Another Take  almost 2 years ago

    ā€œHello Travel Agency? Iā€™ve got my hair covered and Iā€™m wearing a dress that reveals nothing of my curves so I think I can survive a trip to Afghanistan now. Whadaya mean ā€œcan I read?ā€ Of course I can! Oh. Still not safe thenā€¦?"

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    Another Take  almost 2 years ago

    ā€œHello Operator? My husband told me to strengthen my grip and technique by practicing with this phone. Otherwise heā€™d just do the job himself. WHATā€™S HE TALKING ABOUT???ā€

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    Another Take  almost 2 years ago

    Any woman who ate right and exercised to maintain an attractive figure back then was just wasting their time. Iā€™m guessing that women were in charge of the fashion industry ā€“ possibly ā€œlargerā€ women.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Person on phone: Okay, next question, what is your address?

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    Calvins Brother  almost 2 years ago

    ā€œHello, Carvana? About my orderā€¦..ā€

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    anomaly  almost 2 years ago

    Me, too! Well, thatā€™s all I wanted to ask. Thank you for your time.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bhahahaa. Comments split between stuff on the desk and her. She needs to up her game to compete with a desk set?

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Is this Ms. Olive Oil about your car warrantyā€¦ā€¦.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    My grandpa had one of those 1924 Fords. He only had one leg so he mastered the clutch using his crutch. Throttle was on the steering wheel so he only needed his one leg for the brake pedal. In response to her queryā€¦..I be nekkid tooā€¦if the wife would let me.xD

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  almost 2 years ago

    Iā€™m naked under my clothes.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 2 years ago

    Fantastic dialogue, John!

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 2 years ago

    ā€œBut the salesman down at ā€˜Honest Johnā€™s Car Lotā€™ said these cars were so reliable they didnā€™t NEED a warranty, so why would I buy an extended one?ā€

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    dbsuthe Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    ā€œMr. Watson ā€“ Come here ā€“ I want to see youā€ā€¦ ā€œTo my delight he cameā€¦ā€ The first obscene phone call March 10, 1876.

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