B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 01, 2023

Why did the movie Blazing Saddles just come to mind??

Onions

Feel the burn.

As Mr. Taggart once said to Lyle, “Dang! I think you’ve had enough!”.

And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire…..

Will it cause a Sulfur Spring Spew?

Must be what the dog had for dinner.

And here it comes in 3..2…1…

Or you could cook a beans stew like chile and make the sulfur inside you

I grew up on a little farm in east Texas near a town called Sulphur Springs. It’s a nice small town.

Fat Broad loves making stone soup from the spring water….

Wonder if she’s suggesting he’ll produce his own?

What they’re waiting for will eventually be methane.

Rotten-egg drop soup?

Isn’t she making what the British call “treacle”?

OK, this is a real thing. Back in the mid-1960s, the real Rolling Rock beer from Pittsburgh was made with sulfur well water. Not only could you smell the sulfur while you drank it but an hour or two after you started drinking it, those around you could tell just what you were drinking. The beer has resurfaced as a brand but without its signature ingredient.

A river near here has a Sulfur spring and it stinks like rotten eggs…

Me thinks a wind most foul doth approacheth from the south!

UH-oh.

Fun And Recreation Time! (F.A.R.T.)

Fahts is funny.

Thanks Mastroianni and Hart, very clever and funny…

Sulfur dioxide, to be specific.

Or egg salad soup- can’t really remember

Out of all of the gases released by life only 1% is sulfur with mercaptans which have sulfur in it in humans. What that stink is brimstone.

There is a town here in PA that we had to go through to get to NY when visiting family- Johnsonburg, PA and they have a paper mill right in the middle of the area we had to drive through and it smells like sulphur and rotten cabbage and it would make you so sick just smelling it so you learned how to hold your breath or cover your nose and nouth so you didn’t smell it, it is a good thing that it was only a shourt time before you got out of town and the smell slowly disappeared.

Ew…………