Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 05, 2023

Two. One for the punchline and the other to draw

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don’t ask me how they got there.

There’s a marriage joke in there somewhere.

We have a joke in Western Canada (you can substitute New York for the same effect):

Q: How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one. He holds it still and the rest of the country revolves around him.

Can you come stand right over here… now just grab the ladder… now turn it around and around and around. Theeere you go! You helped!

How many cartoonists does it take to screw up a lightbulb joke?

Love the squirrel’s little blurb.

You have to screw up for a ceiling light bulb. A table lamp light bulb you screw down…

Loved the cartoon, but Ralph’s comment was funnier.

Where are the guy’s feet???

Awwww! Screw-ups are always twisted too tight, anyway which way you turn it!

“Ok”, replied the wife, “Next time, screw down, OK”?

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don’t screw in lightbulbs – they screw in Volkswagons.

It takes three, Ralph. One to draw it. one to color it, and one to say “I did that gag four years ago.”

It’s no wonder he couldn’t unscrew the light bulb, or even climb a ladder; he has no feet!

He got it all misconscrewed.

In reverse order: one for inking, one for drawing, one for coming up with yet another light bulb joke while staring at the ceiling in the night.

Delightful

Takes one to screw in a light bulb and 47 to try to make it funny…

Goona be war when they convert our bulbs from English to Metric.

Try to shop for a light “bulb” lately? When Gaggled, there are at least 20 different types … arrrrgh …!?!?!

Years back in Richmond VA: Why does it take 6 Virginians to change a light bulb? 1 to change the bulb; 5 to talk about how good the old one was!

Ralph: cartoonists don’t screw up, their editor does.

He’s holding on to the lightbulb and waiting for the world to revolve around him