All the books which were out there in the ‘60s and ’70s on picking up girls with smarmy lines (from what I’ve been told, not familiar with them personally…). Never did seem to work (from what I’ve been told …).
The younger generation don’t have the the tired, bags under eyes look that our main cast had, even when they were the students. Alex eventually developed them, but I don’t think Zipper ever has.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
We’re proud of you, Zipper.
dadoctah about 1 year ago
So the updated advice for all of us is “just be Zipper”.
lalapalooza Premium Member about 1 year ago
Zonker is reading a comic book
monkeysky about 1 year ago
Zoom in more, I’m out of subscribed comics for tonight, and I want to read the ones on Zonker’s paper
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Zipper figured it out all by himself.
RonaldByrd about 1 year ago
That girl looks a lot like Samantha but presumably isn’t.
Pointspread about 1 year ago
He shoots & scores!!
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
Wait until she sees what Zipper is REALLY like!
Betcha that smile will disappear for good!!
boniface22 about 1 year ago
“Thanks” always helps.
congee Premium Member about 1 year ago
Is Zipper’s mother Zonker’s sister? That figures
Troglodyte about 1 year ago
Whatever works.
mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago
All the books which were out there in the ‘60s and ’70s on picking up girls with smarmy lines (from what I’ve been told, not familiar with them personally…). Never did seem to work (from what I’ve been told …).
Jingles about 1 year ago
worked for us. married 44 years, now.
scottartist creator about 1 year ago
The younger generation don’t have the the tired, bags under eyes look that our main cast had, even when they were the students. Alex eventually developed them, but I don’t think Zipper ever has.
sgs351 about 1 year ago
Actually not a bad approach. May try it some time.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
See. How hard was that?
jrankin1959 about 1 year ago
Different generation, Zonker…
The Wolf In Your Midst about 1 year ago
Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 1 year ago
Two friends of mine got together that very way. He told the story during their wedding ceremony, and its almost word for word like the above strip.
Agapostemon about 1 year ago
Kind of amazing that Zonker gave good dating advice, considering that he appears to be asexual.
alexius23 about 1 year ago
I thought in the “current” continuity that Zipper was either asexual or gay….
jvo about 1 year ago
Not really amazing, Zonker told Zipper to be Genuine.
Something Zonker has always been.
Good advice for everything in life
198.23.5.11 about 1 year ago
BD is seeing “two Zonkers” and is convinced somebody put something in the Brownies again.
Eric S about 1 year ago
What the bloody fantasy is that crap?!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago
Darn. Always worked for me!
Fuzzy Kombu about 1 year ago
It has to work sometime, doesn’t it? (’Course, it never worked for me .)
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
Depends on who you are.
chuckcork1 about 1 year ago
I was 30 before I asked my (future wife) out. Didn’t particularly like anyone else, but the few I asked said no.