Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 07, 2023

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    momofalex7  over 1 year ago

    Probably not safe to send on that deck.

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    Nailed it?

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There are store nails. And there are hand-forged nails. What are these nails? And will they hold up in the light of day? And if so, for how long?

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    dcdete.  over 1 year ago

    I wonder how wizardry works when they don’t do it themselves? Performing magic by proxy?

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    Missed!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Using a shotgun style is not the best for accuracy in nailing nails.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’d move inside, Blanche. Just to keep from getting nailed down.

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Looks like Tim the tool man Taylor’s work of “More Power”

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    You may want to live somewhere else until Wiz “finishes” his project!

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    grumpyoldman451  over 1 year ago

    Tis better to give than receive.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ah, the shotgun nailer. I guess the repairo charm hasn’t been invented yet. If it had, Wiz could’ve just avoided all this and made the old deck like new. But, of course, where’s the fun in that?

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    deojaideep aka Courage  over 1 year ago

    Nailed It!!!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Gasp!

    Close call, Blanch!

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    jslabotnik  over 1 year ago

    You’re gonna need a bigger wand

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    josballard  over 1 year ago

    What was holding it together before the nails? Not that they are doing much in that regard anyway.

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    Interventor12  over 1 year ago

    wiz, Time to conjure up a hammer and sweat a bit.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of flechette rounds.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  over 1 year ago

    Tacky.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    cool… :D

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    assrdood  over 1 year ago

    Conjured up nails have dubious quality and holding power.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    She must have a lot of faith in her husband to stand there.

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    blakerl  over 1 year ago

    If I were you Blanch, I would not stand on that deck.

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    oish  over 1 year ago

    Next he will make dovetail joints using real doves he pulls from a hat.

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Wiz is not so great. I can match that level of inaccuracy without using magic.

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    Roscoe  over 1 year ago

    Time to hire a humor writer

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    The unDIY wizard.

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    Martin Booda  over 1 year ago

    Nails. Appropriate for today.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Almost all magical descriptions of iron say that it is largely impervious to magic. (Pliny the Elder (23–79 CE) recommends driving iron coffin nails to your doorjamb to repel malicious spirits, and using iron in general as a counter against magic.)* That would include magical aiming of nails. Sorry, Wiz, you get an F for today’s lesson on magical properties.

    https://www.quora.com/In-mythology-why-are-fairies-weak-to-metals
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    EPMark  over 1 year ago

    Flechette round.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    He will improve with practice.

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