Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 07, 2023

Wanda you should have asked Zoe to do this. She would be better at remembering her lines.

I thought goat yoga was ridiculous but therapeutic porpoises take the cake.

One more thing to clean.

At least Darryl can’t claim he doesn’t know what Wanda wants this year.

so what do you suppose she bribed him with?

cookies?

candy?

expunged record?

Hammie in a bathtub, he can provide alot of jet bubbles.

I thought something fishy was going on!

Jacuzzi’s more bacteria than should be allowed.

We were going to get a hot tub until we noticed how many were being given away free (you have to move it) on marketplace. There’s gotta be something to that.

Gallant effort, Wanda.

I had a hot tub, spa, whatever you choose to call it. It was a daily grind to monitor and adjust the water, though after a long midnight shift, it sure felt good. Thing finally cratered and it was more than we could afford at the time to replace the pumps and other things. A firefighter friend of mine wanted it and I told him he could have it, he just had to move it. About a week later, he and I and a half dozen friends got it trailered and off he went. Don’t think he ever got it running before he lateraled to a department in another city.

Hammie has incentive to help Wanda get the jacuzzi…he wouldn’t be the only one in hot water all the time.

I was going to get something for my mom…then they cut my salary. :P :P :P

Wanda’s porpoises are also deducible… ☺

Isn’t this a bit old-fashioned? Dad having the last say on spending money?

But the ads for walk-in tubs(with air jets) all say they are affordable.

gee, maybe if y’all hadn’t splurged on that writer’s conference a couple months back

https://www.gocomics.com/babyblues/2023/03/07

and where did that lead again?

that’s right – NOWHERE

Just get the therapeutic porpoises.

You’re busted Wanda. You should have sent Zoe instead.

My mom has one for therapeutic purposes and it’s a tax deductible.

Give up NOW, Darryl. You are going to anyway and she will be mad at you for not giving in immediately.

When Tim Allen was going to put a hot tub in for Jill, he said he would boost the jets up “so that you won’t need a man”.

Haha! XD

That’s low, Wanda, using Hammie as a tool for your own selfish plot.