Kliban by B. Kliban for April 12, 2023

The nurse on the right appears to have the hot dogs and beer ready.

The mitts are actually just for the applause at the end.

Nice fan catch up in the stands!

That’s gonna be one “foul” ball when it’s pulled out!

It was a close call at home base. The runner was “safe” yet he was also “out.” A special um-pile was called in to de-slide.

Better than a bat, I suppose.

Foul ball…

Sometimes Kliban hits a home run.

Is he putting it in or taking it out?

Looks like their “take me out to the ballgame” surgery was a success so they celebrated with dogs and beers! I’ll pass, btw

A baseballectomy. A rare but important procedure.

Surgery while wearing baseball gloves: America’s pastime.

I am sure that was attached to the end of the colonoscope my doctor used to….

Which one is the rumpire?

It’s so shallow; why didn’t he just take it out himself? Unless his butt’s really sticky…

Too bad. It looks like he’s out. He’s certainly not safe!

I wonder if this is what gave Meatloaf the idea for Paradise by the Dashboard Light

The patient’s thumb is on the wrong side of his hand!!