Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 13, 2023

Darryl i think you need to pick up a janitorial service company.

why can’t he work from home? so the boss can feel important?

So sayeth Darryl’s off duty ….. supervisor!!!!

/SHMIRK/

oh, was Darryl thinking of the dry-cleaning or something from the supermarket?

Pick her up and take her far, far away.

2 gallons of Calgon bath liquid.

Wanda in a sergeants tone of voice, alright you kids, you scattered them, now pick them up and put them away, on the double, now march! (That’s the way mom was with me).

I think she’s out of bon-bons

Talk like that might scare Dad away.

After Wanda calls her “Mom!!” to babysit, then Darryl, pick up mother-in-law and drop her off, and take Wanda out for a nice QUIET dinner. House will be spotless & kids asleep when you return!

Bottles, in various colors and styles, properly filled.

That house sure looks “Lived In”!

New carpet didn’t last long

Hoo-boy… TV’s out. That’s pretty much the only thing that keeps wild & crazy kids under control these days!

Not quite what Darryl was thinking but it will do.

A nice sturdy paddle for the kid’s rear ends? I’d have for cure been spanked (and was upon occasion) for making a big mess like that and not cleaning it up.

A cleaning lady

Whose guitar??None of the kids have ever been shown to have musical talent.

This is pretty clever.

At first I thought one of the kids had somehow stuck a key to the picture, then, seeing the one below the picture, I realized they are darts. And there seems to be a monster coming from behind the TV… ☺

Oh well. At least Wren will be happy to see him once he finds her buried under some of the stuff.

… A fully equipped HAZ-MAT Team !!! … :)

Not what he meant Wanda!

Make me a wine box igloo with all the spouts facing indoors. I might be a while

A case of wine.

Just send him a panoramic photo.

Throw the brats in a cage next time wanda

A trip for 2 to the West Indies.

Wanda must’ve been drinking all day again.

Me thinks Wanda has lost complete control.

Looks like my room when I was a kid. I would never learn.

I know…a trash dumpster.

Haha! XD

A maid