Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 15, 2023

Zoe the art teacher just doesn’t appreciate Hammie’s natural born talent.

He has a visceral knack for it.

don’t need brown?

I like Hammie!

Appreciate young bro for good adjectives.

Can I have the lack of oxygen blue?

Ask Hammie for “Cinderella/Princess/Unicorn Pink”; watch him grimace!!

How about prune orange.

Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, & …

Hammie certainly has a vivid imagination.

Like the umpires and referees, Hammie just calls’m as he see’m.

Just give it time Zoe, Hammie gross on you.

Not much of an art teacher then

They’re not crayons but carrions my wayward son.

As opposed to Razzmatazz, Periwinkle, Jazzberry Jam or Wisteria? Yes all are real name for crayon colors. Stick with it Hammie, stick with it.

If Hammie ever grows up I wonder what he will be…IF he bothers to grow up.

imagine Hammie working at Crayola when making new colors for crayons and markers

There was a car color I called dog poop brown.

I thought stomach acid was yellow. Although if you’ve had something with red dye and then you puke up just acid after eating it, it might come up red. That’s what happened when I last puked. For a split second I thought I was puking blood.

Hammie would be hard not to love. I don’t know if I could pull it off.

They aren’t gory enough.

You’re just now starting to understand?

Haha! XD