B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 14, 2023

That’s using your head.

Apples from heaven… which was almost where he went.

It’s how Isaac Newton discovered gravity, the dino only discovered food.

Geepers, what got into him?

Why’d he attack the tree?

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

I think Issac Newton invented them.

Those? That’s your brain on tree. Any more questions?

Rough way to get an apple…wonder if they will cure the headache?

He has discovered that gravity creates food

Just what made that angry old ’saur … Want to move an apple tree plant

Anyone knows the saur, can’t … Move an apple tree plant.

But he had high hopes, he had high hopes

He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes …

Once there was a silly old ’saur … Thought he would knock over a tree

Though didn’t work I think you’ll agree … It was fruitful, you see.

Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes

He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes …

They came from the tree you rammed.

Maybe, next time he just might try slapping his tail against the tree. Less stars, that way.

Ours is not to reason why …

I tried that once, but I only got two apples, and a really bad headache.

Newtonoasurus first thoughts on gravity but it was not to be…

From above …….. :)

By eve, those apples in the garden will be eaten.