Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 13, 2023

he’s not exactly strong either

There’s that pot again……

should’ve checked the label before marrying him to see if it is “buy one and get one for free”

He’s not silent on his way home from the pub at night. The neighbours will tell you that.

I know someone mentioned the pot, but notice the London Fog photo still hangs above the Chesterfield!

I wonder if most wife-killers were the “strong, silent” type.

Andy is mighty strong in his silence!

BRING BACK ELDO!

The only part of Andy that is strong is his drinking arm.

The garlic fries could make him strong.

Considering all the beer that Andy drinks. Is he silent when he sleeps? I imagined all the out-gassing that goes on when he sleeps with all that beer fermenting in him.

Instead of a strong, silent man, Flo married Andy who is a lazy, silent man-child.

But he’s only silent when he ought to be strong (working); strong when he ought to be silent (when he’s in a fight cloud).Free Eldo!

Until he pharts, of course. Then the silence is broken with great aplomb.

With all that ale intake, Andy is more like the “silent, but deadly” type.

Actually, Flo, you could have done worse – they just wouldn’t be able to put it in a comic strip.

Andy’s 2 favorite places: the couch and the bar.

I don’t see any chains around your feet.

¡FREE ƹʅɗʘ!

Well, she’s easily pleased!

A lot to be said for a man that don’t snore or.. pass wind. Count your blessings Flo

He’s a good role model, don’t be like this.

Strong, silent? Not really. Drunken, lazy? Definitely.

I guess that means he doesn’t snore.

It is unbelievable that Eldo would be banned when there are many blatant liars, racists, imbeciles, lunatics, and (in some cases) very likely dangerous people commenting on the political cartoons with complete impunity. FREE ELDO!

Silence is golden. Honestly.

P.S. Bring back Eldo! Bring back Eldo! Bring back Eldo!

xxx

Also the “man” part. So, 2 out of 3. Doesn’t make it feel any better, though, does it?