Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 18, 2023

…but when we sniff butts, we’re all on our own…

Not to be confused with canoodling! That’s a whole other thing.

For $200 million, he should at least throw in free touch-up paints.

If he held on to all of the stock, I think it would be worth over $1 billion now.

What was the problem with illegally catching catfish barehanded in Louisiana prior to 2022?

Where I live we have a considerable population of snapping turtles, so no noodling for me.

That part of the brain is the part associated with spatial navigation. It exists in many, many vertebrates and in some is actually more pronounced than in humans.

However, for the (relatively small) group of people who primarily search for files using keywords, they instead use the Broca’s area, a region responsible for generating language. Very few other species have a similar region, and those that do have much less developed versions than humans. However, this doesn’t mean that the keyword search tactic is more “advanced”; human evolution also relied heavily on our ability to travel and return, so our brains are well-adapted to that too.

Noodling is also dangerous. You never know if its a fish or a snapping turtle thats taking the lure.

I use the computer’s “search” feature to find files. That’s what dogs do?

There’s a similar term for those who catch snapping turtles with their bare hands, but I don’t recall what the term is.

So that’s why Heather is always barking when she’s on the computer.

Take care, may village hero and renowned good ole boy and prolific catfish wrangler Billy Joe “Started Gittin’ Real Good At It Once I Switched From Mice To Mah Bare Hands And No Bath Fer The Month” Bobby Beau Willie Beerbellyord be with you, and gesundheit.

It’s not just catching them with your bare hands! It’s catching them by putting your hand in their mouth!

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One’s a scum-sucking bottom feeding scavenger and the other is a catfish.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

Teach a man how to noodle, and he eats for life.

Noodling may be legal, but it’s painful! Catfish barbs are sharp, and their teeth look like hundreds of barbs from cockleburs.

When did I get a dog’s brain?

I thought noodling was already legal.

Wow. I just read a story about David Choe. This guy is a creep.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/beef-david-choe-rape-video-removed-twitter

How does a dog use my brain looking for a bone? I really don’t think I used any dog brain part when searching for computer files.

Since zombies eat brains, they must be really good at looking for things

Maybe wear a falconry glove for that.

They were magpies.