In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 18, 2023

Better yet, how about a plague of golf balls so he can’t find his?

I doubt that ever stopped a true, hard-core golfer.

“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” —Lee Trevino

Shoulda called for a plague of cats, they’d at least fall on their feet.

Golf is a plague.

FORE!

Isn’t Egypt just one big sand trap?

Too late. Passover was almost two weeks ago.

“Cheater.”

‘First Hole’y Moses!

You prefer darkness and pain instead?

Somehow I saw “plagues” as “plaques” and lost a few seconds of my life trying to figure out what “plaques” have to do with frogs.

If there ARE plagues, I’ll be teed off, alright.

Wait until you hit into the Red Sea water hazard.