Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 17, 2023

Must be lacking in artificial intelligence.

That’s a Splenda suggestion.

He loves the light, sweet crude…

Looks more like a bot in the oven.

He’s been hitting the sweet oil a little hard.

The Artificial Sweetener laid on “her”.

A burp or a fart backfired.

Looks like she has been attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.

Gasp! Her parts-n-pieces are clogged….she needs to gear up and move more smoothly….

She’s Pregnant.

That must not be REAL fat. Artificial sweeteners should only produce artificial fat.

" … and don’t stuff them in your belly compartment."

Yup, that ethylene glycol will do that to you.

An android carrying around extra baggage? Sounds like my phone.

It’s congenital. The manufacturer installed bloatware.

No A.S. for A.I.

Does this make my bot look big???

Eating to much asphaltenes

Alloys?

Beer can belly

more saccharine humor…

he’s turned himself into a still…

https://youtu.be/x0mLO5Oc0e4