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I don’t get it. Why in the world would Bung be tasered for trying to get with a lady? What business is this for the bartender whether a customer picks up a lady? Was Bung leaving before he reached his 5 drink limit so the tasering was a business move for the bar?
Kinda happened to me once. Sitting at the bar and this breathtakingly beautiful woman sits down beside me. I looked over and said “Hi beautiful. Where have you been all my life?” She looked me over and said, “Well, for the first half of it I wasn’t even alive.”
Digital Frog almost 2 years ago
With the amount of alcohol Bung normally contains, he’s lucky he didn’t burst into flames.
Sanspareil almost 2 years ago
Now that’s just mean!!!
MikeJ almost 2 years ago
Actually, that’s probably an interesting idea. I think that they use to do something like that with the coil from a Model T.
dcdete. almost 2 years ago
Why? Does this joke depend on the bartender is actually the young lady’s father?
rshive almost 2 years ago
So Bung uses the same stool all the time?
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Is that stool for smokers only?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So who’s gonna mop up that puddle on the floor under him now?
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What a jerk! Looks like she was up for it. Wonder how much she charged for her… company?
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Judging by the smile on her face her chair must be wired too.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
You can get buzzed in more ways than one at this bar.
Goat from PBS almost 2 years ago
More bars should do this.
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I don’t get it. Why in the world would Bung be tasered for trying to get with a lady? What business is this for the bartender whether a customer picks up a lady? Was Bung leaving before he reached his 5 drink limit so the tasering was a business move for the bar?
derdave969 almost 2 years ago
I guess that charged his batteries!
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 2 years ago
Um…what exactly did Bung do to warrant being tasered?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I sort of wish I’d a had something similar all those years ago when I met my ex-wife.
MailbuEd almost 2 years ago
Kinda happened to me once. Sitting at the bar and this breathtakingly beautiful woman sits down beside me. I looked over and said “Hi beautiful. Where have you been all my life?” She looked me over and said, “Well, for the first half of it I wasn’t even alive.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Don’t worry Bung, there’s no charge.
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nipped it in the bud.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
…annnnd she’s gone!
Amra Leo almost 2 years ago
Not a bad idea, considering how often it’s called for…
Guybrush Threepwood almost 2 years ago
He likes dem fatty
geese28 almost 2 years ago
“Shockblocked”
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 2 years ago
Well, that was rude!
yip yip yip almost 2 years ago
Zaaap foiled again. Yip yip yip yip yip
oish almost 2 years ago
Why does it smell like Rocky Mountain Oysters in here?
The Orange Mailman almost 2 years ago
Able to be activated by any woman in the room.
T... almost 2 years ago
WHY?
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
Do they charge double for that?
Ron Dunn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s what they need when Andy Capp makes a pass at a woman.
Will_Scarlet almost 2 years ago
“That was my virgin alarm – it’s programmed to go off before you do.”