Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2023

I’d grab that bar stool and hit the bartender with it and tell him to mind his own business when I’m talking to someone.

With the amount of alcohol Bung normally contains, he’s lucky he didn’t burst into flames.

Now that’s just mean!!!

Actually, that’s probably an interesting idea. I think that they use to do something like that with the coil from a Model T.

Why? Does this joke depend on the bartender is actually the young lady’s father?

So Bung uses the same stool all the time?

Is that stool for smokers only?

So who’s gonna mop up that puddle on the floor under him now?

What a jerk! Looks like she was up for it. Wonder how much she charged for her… company?

Judging by the smile on her face her chair must be wired too.

You can get buzzed in more ways than one at this bar.

More bars should do this.

I don’t get it. Why in the world would Bung be tasered for trying to get with a lady? What business is this for the bartender whether a customer picks up a lady? Was Bung leaving before he reached his 5 drink limit so the tasering was a business move for the bar?

I guess that charged his batteries!

Um…what exactly did Bung do to warrant being tasered?

I sort of wish I’d a had something similar all those years ago when I met my ex-wife.

Kinda happened to me once. Sitting at the bar and this breathtakingly beautiful woman sits down beside me. I looked over and said “Hi beautiful. Where have you been all my life?” She looked me over and said, “Well, for the first half of it I wasn’t even alive.”

Don’t worry Bung, there’s no charge.

Nipped it in the bud.

…annnnd she’s gone!

Not a bad idea, considering how often it’s called for…

He likes dem fatty

“Shockblocked”

Well, that was rude!

Zaaap foiled again. Yip yip yip yip yip

Why does it smell like Rocky Mountain Oysters in here?

Able to be activated by any woman in the room.

WHY?

Do they charge double for that?

That’s what they need when Andy Capp makes a pass at a woman.

“That was my virgin alarm – it’s programmed to go off before you do.”