Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 27, 2023

Just like a screen star.

Looks like a pencil neck geek to me !

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Per Jean Auel, a Neanderthal.

What is a profile? Is that a file that has lost it’s amateur status?

LOL! Gross!

Flat shallow personality, with a glassy-eyed stare?

… Literally!

I never did understand computer dating. None of my computers has ever had any appeal to me at all.

I’m anxious to see how he’s going to swill that wine.

He was pretty extroverted but, his personality was flat.

Could this be our evolutionary future……….

Ugh!

Has he been properly screened?

Dude, put a cover over those naked wires. That’s as bad as flashing your USB drive.

Must have an interesting screen saver or is he even that old?

As an aspiring actress, this would be her first on-screen kiss.

Is he a televangelist?

“In high school, I was a hall monitor.”

Max?

Unfortunately for him, she’s trying to cut down on her screen time.

That’s a full frontal, dummy…

Instead of a lounge lizard, he’s a monitor lizard

Well that is certainly refreshing.

saga!