Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 12, 2023

They eat lots of nutritious slop…..

Mmm..  bacon

They take their anti-cholesterol pills.

Hogs die on schedule.

How do you know that they avoid it?

Pigs don’t eat bacon.

slaughter houses.

They never get old enough for it to be a concern.

By becoming bacon

They don’t live long enough, obviously!

Maybe it’s their diet. Whenever one pig urinates, another one lays under it and drinks it….. I’d rather get heart disease.

Inquiring minds are pondering.

Pigs rarely eat bacon, Duh.

Strange fact, the ones that avoid getting cooked never get heart disease.

They avoid all fatty Chinese foods, especially Chop Sooooooey!!

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Pigs stay out of the broiling Sun.

Short lives

It’s only a problem if they smoke.

Didn’t know Loons ate bacon, thought they were strictly on a seafood diet.

Same as our ancestors. They die young.

As long as the Pigs don’t eat themselves they’ll be fine

Gotta love Jim Gaffigan’s spiel on bacon…check it out on youtube!! Lol!!!

The pigs only eat Kosher…

Loon should be in Looney Tunes.

Perhaps you should ask Dean.

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they don’t live long enough for heart disease to be a problem

Wallowing is very good exercise.

They don’t avoid heart problems, what do you think goes into hotdogs?

They take generic PIGSTATIN :)

Good question.

Who said they had one? The old sow my grandpa had on his farm certainly didn’t.