Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 16, 2023

Finding the house is hard enough for you Aunty. Be happy.

Google can find everything else.

I have an app for finding my car…

Maybe Siri or Alexa could help.

That would help. Hubby doesn’t always put things back where they belong. He forgets where things are on a regular basis. It’s why he has tags he can call to find them.

Where’s it app to be?

Google would love that.

Have a number for each item and dial it on your phone.

There are some things we buy like those little kits for repairing eyeglasses that we always buy again since we can never find them.

My Roku has a remote finder.

Is Aunty saying she couldn’t find her a$$ with both hands behind her back?

Your lips to Googles ears. I suspect it won’t be long before we start putting little tracking tags on our stuff so we can say “Hey Google. Where’s my coffee cup?”

I needed that yesterday for my glasses. No, they weren’t on my head.

Yes, it would.

Well, there is sort of a way you can do that. You can say something like “Hey Alexa, my spare key is in my sock drawer”. Then later, if you need to, say “Hey Alexa, where is my spare key?”

Wishful thinking…

Alexa always knows where my phone is, thankfully. Now, the remote, that’s another problem

I tried to use Google to find my lost mind, no help.

She could stand up and look around herself. Personally, it’s a very rare day when I can’t find something. I do go nuts until I can find it.

I fell asleep again this morning and had a dream that I was babysitting a tiny baby (way too young to talk) who called out and woke me up and called me grandma and wanted a clean diaper and a bottle. I don’t have a changing table here anymore, no diapers, was getting upset, then I remembered that probably all the essentials were in the diaper bag that must have come with the baby. No idea who the baby was, but I only have one child, so I probably shouldn’t tell her about my dream. Another dream I had was really strange. Maybe it’s all these dreams that are making me so tired lately.

The amount of times I’ve wished for IRL Ctrl-F….

Wouldn’t be even better if you put things away where they belonged in the first place.

If you open it, close it.

If you turn it on, turn it off.

If you unlock it, lock it up.

If you break it, admit it.

If you can’t fix it, call in someone who can.

If you borrow it, return it.

If you value it, take care of it.

If you make a mess, clean it up.

If you move it, put it back.

If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.

If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.

If it’s none of your business, don’t ask questions.

First you’d have to find your phone….

Don’t worry. Google is working on it.

Their Spy Technology, so far, is Top Secret. They are waiting until the Marketing Department figures out a way to spin “Total Invasion of Privacy” as a “Good Idea”.

AirTags? Tile?

I need an app for finding Monday’s comic.

It can probably do that now. There are things that Google isn’t telling us…

I feel like maybe she should clean her house!?

What a great idea!