Garfield by Jim Davis for June 02, 2023

How about that one song from Tom and Jerry? Is you is or is you ain’t my baby?

How about a song that has the word “lasagna”

When the moon hits your eye,

Like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!

she’s my cherry pie

cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise

tastes so good, makes a grown man cry

sweet Cherry Pie

       — Warrant

Remember when the fence burned down?

I dunno. Garfield could probably do a pretty decent cover version of Pizza Pie by Norm Fox And The Rob Roys.

“So bye-bye, Miss American Pie, Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.”

How’s about, don’t fence me in ?

You pull the trigger of my,LOVE GUN! (KISS)

I love you like I love pizza. Sounds like a nice song.

Crank up the Dean Martin

I guess that leaves out “that’s amore”

The Power of the Pie!

Garfield should sing “look what the cat dragged in” [ poison ].

Decided to ask the impossible, huh, Arlene?

garfield should sing “cat scratch fever” [ ted nugent,motorhead ].

Wait, surely you have one or two about lasagna Garfield?

Peaches! Peaches!!!

Since it’s National Donut Day how about one with my favorite, Krispy Kreme?

Sing about lasagna, Garfield!

Think fast, Garfield!

Take heart, Garfield, you can still do your Ode to Lasagna. Or, Donuts Are Mine.

What ever happened to Garfield’s love of lasagna? He could sing a love song about that!

Performs entirety of WAP by Cardi B but instead it is “Waffles and Pizza”

So ’That’s Amore’ is out?

You’re such a killjoy, Arlene, what have you got against “That’s Amore”?

Lasagna by Weird Al.

You’re making a mistake, Garfield. Your girlfriend would always remember you doing that for her :)

When the moon hits your eye like a lasagna pie …

don’t ask too much, Charlene…

Try one with “lasagna” as a lyric.

“Take Another Little Pizza My Heart., Oh Baby” ~ Janis Joplin w Big Brother and the Holding Company, “Pizza My Heart”

I wonder if Garfield knows about the very famous song Canneloni Macaroni? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJLVwWokLc

“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore” try that one Garfield!

Garfield the hopeless romantic…..

How about “You’re my pizza mama” from “Green Acres”?

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore…

My girlfriend once asked me to sing her a rainy day song. Apparently “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” was not what she had in mind.

That’s amore.

Well, at least it’s not Alfred Matthew Yankovic “I Love Rocky Road” (ice cream-themed parody of Joan Marie Larkin’s “I Love Rock and Roll”), right?

this is so painfully unfunny. i don’t even know what to say.

With the moon looking like a big pizza pie and Garfield thinking pizza, no better love song then “That’s Amore”!

Sounds like “That’s Amore” is not one of her favourite songs.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore…

A singer should know his audience. And a fan should know her singer.

“La-la-la-la-lasagnaYou want-a some-a lasagna magnifico”(Weird Al Yankovic)

I think it is healthy for Arleen to tell Garfield her love languages. Just because he obliges doesn’t mean he won’t use undesirable words. But pizza is not an easy word to rhyme. He shouldn’t use it.